Script

Man: Hello there!

Woman: Hello.

Man: Listen, if I er…if I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Woman: I’m sorry?

Man: I said, if I (told)...oh forget it...(H)ey er, did you know there is a mistake in the English alphabet?

Woman: Erm, no. I didn’t.

Man: Yeah! They should have put U and I together!

Woman: (shakes her head)

Man: No er, seriously though, do you believe in love at first sight?

Woman: No.

Man: Then maybe I should walk in again then!

Woman: Or just walk out.

Man: Hey er…do you have any raisins?

Woman: No.

Man: And how about a date?

Woman: I don’t think so. No.

Man: Are we er…are we near the airport?

Woman: No.

Man: Then maybe that was my heart taking off.

Woman: (sighs and shakes head)

Man: Is it hot in here?

Woman: No.

Man: Then it must be you.

Woman: I don’t think so.

Man: There er…seems to be some problem with my mobile phone.

Woman: What?

Man: Yeah, (it) doesn’t have your number in it!

Woman: Listen, just forget it...

Man: OK, I’m sorry. Listen. What I actually wanted to say was, you know, I think you’re really nice. I’d like to get to know you more.

Woman: Oh. That’s much better! Of course you can! So, what’s your name...?

(The End)

Glossary

chat someone up (phrasal verb) - (UK, informal) to talk to someone in a way which shows you are attracted to the person.

love at first sight (expression) - falling in love when seeing a person for the first time.

date (n.) - a social meeting between two people or a sweet fruit of the date palm. In the conversation, the man is playing with the word 'date' which can mean a fruit or a social meeting.

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