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Cricket is quite simple. You have two sides… ours and theirs, one in the field and one out. Each man in the side that’s in, goes out, and, when he’s out, he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. Then, when they have all been in and are all out, the side that’s been in the field goes in and the side that’s in goes out and tries to get out those coming in. sometimes you get men still in and not our. Then when both sides have been in and out, including the not-outs, that’s the end of the game…It’s really very simple.’Anon

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